Dave got punched on stage by the fat dude who kept calling Mark a little girl, (that was no big deal) the same fellow also threw a full beer bottle at Justin while we were rending insults onto the crowd (once again….no problem there) According to legend he also stole the Guttermouth T-shirt he was [...]
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Like any true scientist…I’m a closet pervert. I enjoy getting tied up and whipped and having hot wax poured over my nipples and letting beautiful woman in tight leather suits beat me with a reed. But the problem is…I am much too timid and terrified to do these things in real life. Enter the internet…my [...]
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My Roomate’s dog Brody has the most epic cheez it eating battles ever….poor little floppy lipped guy fights for his life for ever morsel. It’s bloody hilarious if you have nothing else to do…
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Step 1. Pick up an instrument. Now be aware, whatever particular instrument you prefer, chances are it is not that particularly interesting to the people that you will be playing it for. So to all of you “Oboe” players out there…just buy a guitar already. Step 2. Join or start a band. Join a good band, join a bad band…it makes [...]
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Evidently this Infographic was in actuality never an infographic at all, but a picture that was featured in an article in USA Today. Whether it was intentionally designed to be a picture of the sun giving a thermometer an “old fashioned,” or just “one of those the things” that somehow slipped past the editors is [...]
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so your band’s got a facebook page, and a twitter page…and you regularly engage both fans and other bands and get discussions going and tweet and like and share and all that other really fruity crap that social media lets you do…because you think you are making a difference. But how can you be so [...]
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If you don’t have a facebook page and you are in a band..stop reading right now…go on facebook.com, click on the link at the bottom that says “create a page for a celebrity, band, or business” (see fig. 1.1) Create a page for your band…and you will have successfully avoided the first major mistake that [...]